i don't want malaria

I've never gone somewhere you have to get so many immunizations and shots to make sure you don't die. I remember when my dad went to Africa he had to get a zillion shots, too. So a few weeks ago I had to get these shots (or make sure I already had them):

Hepatitus A
Hepatitus B
Meningitus
Polio
Tetanus
Typhoid
Malaria

Below is a picture of my doctor getting all the medicines ready to stick them in my body:



He's a nice man, but anyone who comes at you with a needle that many times becomes something less than a friend. When he went to put the shots in my arm with the horse tattoo he said: "One in the butt and one in the head." Ha-ha, funny for you and not for me: